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Lot Lizards - The Horrors Of Adulting (LP)

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Lot Lizards - The Horrors Of Adulting (LP)Growing up is a nightmare but at least we have punk rock to scream about it Lot Lizards' The Horrors of Adulting is a punch in the face to the struggles of growing up and burning out. With anthems of self destruction (Surprise Party), existential dread (Good Intentions), and escapist dreams (Great Escapes), the album blends raw energy, biting lyrics, and reckless abandon. Through every regret and restless night, it proves that punk is still the best
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Jennifer
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 4
Long lasting
Color: Dogwood & Calming, Size: Medium
My dogs love these bones.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2026
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Kelli Thornburg
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 5
Puppy loves these sticks!
Color: Dogwood & Calming, Size: Medium
Dogs love these sticks! Must smell and taste like real wood because it keeps my puppy from bringing real sticks in the house from outside. She is a heavy chewer and these sticks keep her occupied. We are on our 2nd set.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2026
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C. H.
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Great value for the price, highly recommend
Color: Dogwood & Calming, Size: Medium
Our dog loves these and chews them down to nothing. They are a great value for the money and the use your dog gets out of them. The size is just right for our doberdor.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2026
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LC
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 3
Our dog loves it but it wasn’t durable enough to last
Color: Dogwood Jack, Size: Large, Color: Dogwood Jack, Size: Large
Our lab took to it as soon as we gave it to her. Perfect size for our 80 lb yellow lab. However, now that it’s in about 10 days, she’s able to break off chunks from this bone that are dime size or larger, and we have to throw it away
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Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2026
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Matthew Anderson
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 5
No problems after a year and a half
Color: Dogwood & Calming, Size: Medium
Have been regularly buying these for my corgi for about a year and a half. The 2 pack lasts about a month or 2 each time. Pieces break off in small enough pieces that they safely pass through his digestive system. He gnaws each one down to about 1/4 the original size before we take it away and give him a new one. He continues to have regular bowel movements and has a healthy appetite so I can’t imagine any problems arising after so long. I have tried other alternatives and every other similar chew breaks off in larger pieces and didn’t feel comfortable letting him chew/eat them. I noticed there are a few 1 star reviews saying their dogs got sick off these but after a year and a half I have had 0 issues with this product. I guess it depends on the dog and how big of pieces they are swallowing. My dog ingests pieces about the size of a grain of rice so just pay attention and you should be fine.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2026

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