Attempted Murder Hoodie

Marsoni

M251S

$58.00

Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29

Attempted Murder HoodieTwo crows on a branch = cute. Two crows on a branch being legally classified as an attempted murder = even better. This subtle nod to corvid humour is perfect for bird lovers, pun lovers, and anyone who enjoys jokes that make people pause for half a second. The fabric is soft, sturdy, and perfect for layering warm enough for cool mornings, breathable enough for everything else. It holds up beautifully in the wash, just like a crows lifelong commitment

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This is a soft sweater with cute slight ballon sleeve. The color is a true brown stripe. The downside is that the length is a bit short, hitting about 2-3 inches below the belt. I’m self conscious about my belly so I like longer sweater. The Henley style is a nice departure from the typical crew or Vneck.

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Reviewed in the United States on November 15, 2025

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They are OK for the price half of them were missing the slits for the pens, compact and nice colors though.

Chelsea, US

★★★★★ 5

Elevated Casual

Color: Navy, Size: Large

Looks very J.Crew without the price. The stitching feels higher quality, the knitted fabric does feel slightly cheap but that would be expected. Simple way to elevate an outfit. True to size, but have not washed yet.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 17, 2026

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TripletMama Heather

Cuba, US

★★★★★ 5

Perfect for casual wear and dressy style

Color: Dark Green, Size: Small

This sweater is soooo soft and the color is so rich. The fit of it is perfect, not too tight and not too baggy, just right and I used the size guide to pick my size. Just for reference, I am 5'3" and 130lbs, 38C bust. It's well made and washes great. I chose to hang dry mine as I typically don't put any of my sweaters in the dryer to dry, just to fluff them. I have this one in two colors, the green and the tan/beige and I would say they are both a true representative of the color shown.

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Reviewed in the United States on November 15, 2025

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MMF

Charlottesville, US

★★★★★ 5

Love the long sleeves!!!

Color: White, Size: Small

Love it! I'm 5' 11" tall and I purchased this according to reviews. Several people commented on the length of the sleeves. I have a hard time finding sleeves long enough if it's not " tall" sized. It was perfect for me. If this washes nice I'm going to consider purchasing more in other colors. I ordered the white and just love the long ribbed cuffs with the line of buttons. Very soft.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2026

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Cindee

Cuba, US

★★★★★ 4

Nice cozy sweater, but handwashing is recommended

Color: Beige, Size: Medium

Soft and cozy, but does not wash well. Goes with everything. This sweater fits well and looks great. I received lots of compliments while wearing it.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 23, 2026