"Hold My Beer, I Need to Pet That Dog" Short Sleeve - Neon Green

Marsoni

M251S

$32.99

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"Hold My Beer, I Need to Pet That Dog" Short Sleeve - Neon GreenCheck out the "Hold My Beer, I Need To Pet That Dog" shirt in Neon Green. This shirt is soft, comfortable and holds it's shape after numerous washes. It's perfect for lounging, working out, taking your doggo(s) for a walk, and everything in between. For maximum longevity of the print, wash inside out and hang dry or tumble dry with low heat. *Note: Please allow at least 14 days for shipping*

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Have been regularly buying these for my corgi for about a year and a half. The 2 pack lasts about a month or 2 each time. Pieces break off in small enough pieces that they safely pass through his digestive system. He gnaws each one down to about 1/4 the original size before we take it away and give him a new one. He continues to have regular bowel movements and has a healthy appetite so I can’t imagine any problems arising after so long. I have tried other alternatives and every other similar chew breaks off in larger pieces and didn’t feel comfortable letting him chew/eat them. I noticed there are a few 1 star reviews saying their dogs got sick off these but after a year and a half I have had 0 issues with this product. I guess it depends on the dog and how big of pieces they are swallowing. My dog ingests pieces about the size of a grain of rice so just pay attention and you should be fine.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2026

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Joyce VanDunk

Los Angeles, US

★★★★★ 5

Good dog toy

Awesome toys for dogs if you have an aggressive chew or like I do money well spent

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Reviewed in the United States on June 12, 2026

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Destiny Close

Louisville, US

★★★★★ 5

Sturdy& Strong for pitty

my pitbull approves! she had it for about an hour now and usually would have it torn apart but nope it’s still standing!

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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026

Molly P.

Birmingham, US

★★★★★ 5

Great for big chewers

My dogs have to have these. Have to. When I come home from work they each grab one and prance around like they just caught a moose or something. This past weekend my big boy doodle wanted me to toss it to him like I do his tennis ball. He kept dropping it for me to toss. It was hard explaining that it would be the worst boop he ever felt. Ok, lets talk about longevity. I've had these for over a month and they still look great. Barely looked chewed at all. These are tough and poodles supposedly have soft mouths but mine chew on these a lot. They are large. My female is 60 pounds and my Dood is 90. These chew toys keep my pets engaged when I am busy doing all the things at home so that takes some pressure off of me. I would buy them again for sure.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2026

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Rhonda M

Cuba, US

★★★★★ 1

It's indestructible because your dog won't touch it.

It's made of hard plastic and has a weird odor. Both of my dogs just looked at it, smelled it and walked away.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 7, 2026