You Had Me at Staring Into the Abyss Unisex Hoodie

You Had Me at Staring Into the Abyss Unisex Hoodie

Marsoni

M251S

$67.95

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You Had Me at Staring Into the Abyss Unisex Hoodie"If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche If existential dread, nihilism and gazing into the abyss is your thing, you'll love this funny, emo, goth abyss shirt. Brimming with angst, this shirt makes a great gift for the philosophy student, existentialist, or nihilist in your life. If your wardrobe could use more existentialism, nihilism or sarcastic ironic humor snap up this funny shirt and add it to your

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Great dog toy! Got the larger size— less accidental hand bites that way. It’s our second one, but the pup is a strong chewer so no disappointments with the product at all. Many breeds would not do what mine did to the rope. I love that it’s natural cotton. The longer version that I ordered comes with 3 knots, including one near each end— great— and one in the middle, which I don’t like or need. It’s a tad difficult to untie the central knot, but it’s possible with a screw driver or awl, and then it’s a perfect toy.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2025

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PoodleGlue

Dallas, US

★★★★★ 5

Does not fray.

Size: Medium (23.60")

My 70# poodle loves playing with it. She throws it in the air and catches it and brings it to me and I throw it or I tug with her. It’s very sturdy.

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Reviewed in the United States on January 31, 2026

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William

Battle Creek, US

★★★★★ 5

Rope chew

Size: Medium (23.60")

It’s perfect for an over aggressive dog chewer, especially a puppy has worked phenomenally. Well he has not chewed through it, which is amazing. We’ll get it again, but a bigger one as he grows.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 6, 2026

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gemsinger

Lake Worth, US

★★★★★ 4

Good quality and non toxic

Size: Small (12.00")

Nice that’s it’s natural rope untreated and My dog Gabe loves them. He goes through one every two months!

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Reviewed in the United States on March 30, 2026