


Sinister AffirmationsSinister Affirmations includes 52 mantras for formidable women. Each affirmation card in this deck features an empowering inspirational quote written for women who grow hemlock in their gardens instead of roses and would rather drink the blood of their enemies than herbal tea. Why you need it: 52 hilariously dark and empowering quotes which serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks perfect for
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